Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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