He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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