Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
