He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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