I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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