Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her