So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.