idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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