Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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