Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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