i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just cut my nipple shaving
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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