just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just gargled with NyQuil
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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