I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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