just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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