I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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