Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
zippers are such a cool invention
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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