That's intense
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
