called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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