Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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