I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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