Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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