I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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