Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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