how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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