you're like a bully in the Christmas story
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just forgot I was standing up.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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