My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I need a beard to bite.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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