So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
My hand turned me down
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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