My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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