My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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