I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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