do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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