i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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