so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Randomize
