You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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