No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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