Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
