I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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