Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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