Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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