i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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