Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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