Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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