Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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