He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Dick very happy bro
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
