He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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