I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I wish you could order shots online.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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