Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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