We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
you never un-have a 4some
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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