Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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