Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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