I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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