i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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