Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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