I looked at my own cervix.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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