Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Also, beer. Big fan.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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