That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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