u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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